So you?ve decided to trade your soul in for something closer to high-fructose pudding and d*ck cheese, good for you. The vacuous suckhole of the entertainment industry is bottomless so don?t worry about being late to the party, there?s always room for more awfulness. And with that in mind, it?s time to write a Black Eyed Peas song.

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